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faithandfury:

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

Accurate


Via Unravel my past




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wtftimmy:

OHMYGOD THERE WAS MORE TO THIS?!

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Via BLAW HAWAWEEEE




cockyloki:

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

You walnut!

(Source: biencorrect)



agedbeaster:

suviapp:

How adorable!

Are those bandages? Because they make him look like (a) a Hostess Cupcake or (b) one of the Hitcher’s henchmen. (Boosh fandom will understand.)


thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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Via BLAW HAWAWEEEE

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Wonder Bar, 1934

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velveteenrabbit:

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

FUCK YOU.

THANK YOU.

(Source: -teesa-)


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